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There was this man who said, I’d go through hell to marry you - now he’s going thru hell.

if ignorance is bliss, is stupidity orgasmic?

Girl: Just leave me….
Boy: Just love me!

Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.

Here’s wishing everybody a HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY !!!

Love is forever..

& Ever..

& Ever…

& Ever….

& Ever…..

& Ever……

& Ever…….

& Ever……..

..But Only
partners
change…

What
is
a
KISS?
Its
an
UPPER
PREPARATION
for
a
LOWER
INVASION
that
will
lead
to
FURTHER
PENETRATION
with
FAST
ACCELERATION
that
will
BUILD
THE
NEXT
GENERATION.

God saw u hungry, he made food.

God saw u thirsty, he made water.

God saw u sleepy, he made bed.
God saw u without a friend..

sala Mere ko phasa diya.

A mobile is like women :

Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when ur busy
And when u need them urgently, they have no service.

Boy: I am missing your lips my dear…
Girl: WHAT? U mean u want a wet kiss?

Boy: No, i mean i’m missing the words that flow thru it all the time…

:P